I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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