I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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