i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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