yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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