I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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