Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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