haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he thought i was a dude.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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