I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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