I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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