I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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