what if I'm pregnant?
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he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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