i jhust puked up my retainher.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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