hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
no you cant smoke seaweed
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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