I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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