I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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