I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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