They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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