we're blogging at a bar
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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