You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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