every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What a dumb baby whore.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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