is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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