I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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