its not stalking. its research.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
