god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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