I don't think brook has ever known best
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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