S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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