i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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