The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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