I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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