she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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