Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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