do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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