He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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