After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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