Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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