Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
now i know why i became what i already was.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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