ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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