Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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