I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Randomize
