yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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