Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
