Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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