OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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