where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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