Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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