I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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