So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I need water and some morals
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize