Will you blow on my dice?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize