i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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