@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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