They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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