Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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