i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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