i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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