Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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