Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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