I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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